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Polyarmory: High Calibre Love

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The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. As the prepper, take the mysterious pill Caliber™ to awaken an arsenal of alluring companions and fight against the dark forces determined to tear you apart!

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About This Game

The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. We'll bang, okay?

As the prepper, take the mysterious pill Caliber™ to awaken an arsenal of alluring companions and fight against the dark forces determined to tear you apart!

Every day that goes by, you'll learn more about your lovely companions:

  • Rimington, the hunky shotgun

  • Viper, the chaotic revolver

  • Marsh & Mello, aka "The Twins" (they aren't related).

  • Svetlana, the RPG with an explosive temper

Show them that you know how to handle them and together, they'll take you on a journey of self-discovery that you never realised you needed!

Key Features

  • Five gorgeous guns to spend your time with!

  • A manly friendship with a friend over the radio waves!

  • Experience the power of Caliber™ in a safe and comfortable location!

  • Intense shooter action - fight against hordes as they try to take your guns!

  • Over THREE hours of the truth-telling podcast The Colt Michigan Experience!

  • Fight against the ever-present creeping feelings of loneliness and despair!

  • Deep lore dripping from every crack and crevice!

Community Activity

  1. Polyarmory Soundtrack Released

    Hello Gun-Nuts! We're pleased to announce that you can now access the soundtrack for Polyarmory: High Calibre Love on Steam for your listening pleasure! This album has all of the…

  2. Minor Update - 7/27

    - Fix for the computer booting sound getting stuck if you exit before the login screen appears - Added additional clarity to menu screen to signify when players should feel…

  3. Hotfix - 7/6

    Patch notes: - Added missing credit - Game no longer breaks if you start a new game directly after playing Rimi's Can Carnage - Objective UI overlays should behave better now -…

  4. July 4th Patch Fix

    We've fixed the issues with the July 4th build - go have some good clean American fun!

  5. Rollback for July 4th Build

    Hey everyone! We've noticed an issue with the July 4th build that stops you from progressing through the main game, so we've rolled back to an earlier build while we find a fix!…

  6. 4th of July Extravaganza

    Howdy Gun Nuts! We're proud to reveal and release our brand new 4th of July update for Polyarmory: High Calibre Love. Join us this weekend for a special event featuring Colt…

  7. Meccha Chameleon Mod Available!

    Well howdy folks, it's me, Colt Michigan. You all know by now that I've been saying for years that something ain't right. Ever notice how you'll put your keys down, turn around…

  8. Update - 6/18

    Patch Notes: - Added a poster to the nighttime combat level

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