
Polyarmory Soundtrack Released
Hello Gun-Nuts! We're pleased to announce that you can now access the soundtrack for Polyarmory: High Calibre Love on Steam for your listening pleasure! This album has all of the…




The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. As the prepper, take the mysterious pill Caliber™ to awaken an arsenal of alluring companions and fight against the dark forces determined to tear you apart!

The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. We'll bang, okay?
As the prepper, take the mysterious pill Caliber™ to awaken an arsenal of alluring companions and fight against the dark forces determined to tear you apart!
Every day that goes by, you'll learn more about your lovely companions:
Rimington, the hunky shotgun
Viper, the chaotic revolver
Marsh & Mello, aka "The Twins" (they aren't related).
Svetlana, the RPG with an explosive temper
Show them that you know how to handle them and together, they'll take you on a journey of self-discovery that you never realised you needed!
Five gorgeous guns to spend your time with!
A manly friendship with a friend over the radio waves!
Experience the power of Caliber™ in a safe and comfortable location!
Intense shooter action - fight against hordes as they try to take your guns!
Over THREE hours of the truth-telling podcast The Colt Michigan Experience!
Fight against the ever-present creeping feelings of loneliness and despair!
Deep lore dripping from every crack and crevice!

Polyarmory: High Calibre LoveSteam announcement
Hello Gun-Nuts! We're pleased to announce that you can now access the soundtrack for Polyarmory: High Calibre Love on Steam for your listening pleasure! This album has all of the…
Polyarmory: High Calibre LoveSteam patch notes
- Fix for the computer booting sound getting stuck if you exit before the login screen appears - Added additional clarity to menu screen to signify when players should feel…
Polyarmory: High Calibre LoveSteam patch notes
Patch notes: - Added missing credit - Game no longer breaks if you start a new game directly after playing Rimi's Can Carnage - Objective UI overlays should behave better now -…
Polyarmory: High Calibre LoveSteam patch notes
We've fixed the issues with the July 4th build - go have some good clean American fun!
Polyarmory: High Calibre LoveSteam patch notes
Hey everyone! We've noticed an issue with the July 4th build that stops you from progressing through the main game, so we've rolled back to an earlier build while we find a fix!…
Polyarmory: High Calibre LoveSteam announcement
Howdy Gun Nuts! We're proud to reveal and release our brand new 4th of July update for Polyarmory: High Calibre Love. Join us this weekend for a special event featuring Colt…
Polyarmory: High Calibre LoveSteam announcement
Well howdy folks, it's me, Colt Michigan. You all know by now that I've been saying for years that something ain't right. Ever notice how you'll put your keys down, turn around…
Polyarmory: High Calibre LoveSteam patch notes
Patch Notes: - Added a poster to the nighttime combat level