Patch 3 ─ F.A.R.T., fireworks & moreYour input on the Abduction Update has resulted in extremely useful data for tweaking systems, finding the right balance, and maximizing the fun output. After carefully…
Hotfix 13 — Rocket launch, walls & moreGreetings, very average Terran gas station owners, A new hotfix has materialized. After the previous one addressed the battery system and F.A.R.T., this one answers a couple of…
Hotfix 12 ─ Battery System & F.A.R.T.A priority hotfix is now live, mainly including changes to and fixes for the battery system and F.A.R.T. that were introduced with the Abduction Update. Here are the patch notes:…
Changes to Battery System and F.A.R.T.: Hotfix is on the wayWe are sorry for any trouble caused by the Abduction Update and understand your frustrations. Based on your input, a hotfix is in the making to resolve issues regarding the…
The Abduction Update is READY to play!Greetings, kidnappers from outta space! The new update has just beamed down for you to finally beam up some volunteer-ish humans. We promise, we’re just... borrowing them. More…
Abduction Update Going Live on August 18th!Calling all glow heads, Your efforts have paid off! Alien HQ is finally convinced that you will able to handle the next grade of alien tech very well: abductions! This means that…
Coming soon: Playtest the Abduction UpdateCalling all operators with maximum curiosity levels, Alien HQ requires your assistance! The Abduction Update is about to materialize its beta version, which needs thorough…
The Goopletter — July 2026Greetings, friends of Shlorp! Here’s a brief transmission about what’s new at Alien HQ including the latest previews, playtests, and feature explanations. Discover what will be…
The Goopletter — June 2026Greetings, fellow "human" gas station owners! Welcome to the very first edition of The Goopletter: your exclusive news transmission by Alien HQ (known on Earth as the Devs at…
Hotfix 11 - Box to Box Transfer and moreAlien HQ thanks you for your stellar feedback on the latest update! Your kind words and detailed anomaly reports helped us identify and fix a number of issues. Here is a list of…
Hotfix 10 - Client VS PumpHey Goopers, We fixed an issue where the client was unable to attach the pump to the car Happy Goopin'!
More Alien, More Sim Update is LIVE now!Welcome to next level gas station chaos! Alien HQ has upgraded its invasion protocols with everything being slightly more alien, slightly more sim-heavy, and significantly more…
More Alien, More Sim Update Coming May 19!Attention, researchers in disguise! What started as a perfectly ordinary undercover mission involving Boneless Bananas and “totally normal human behavior” is about to escalate…
Easter content update is HERE!Happy Wester... Easter, fellow undercover operators! Based on recently decrypted signals, we understand that humans enjoy being exposed to colorful ovum units (“Easter eggs”) and…
Hotfix 9Hello Goopers! We know that the previous bug sweep left out a few stragglers. Thanks to your reports, we’ve found the root causes of many and wiped them out. The eradication…
Hotfix 8 - Can't interact with screenHello Goopers! Your feedback was received, your player logs cherished and your patience deeply appreciated by command. Here are the bugs that got zapped: - Fixed an issue where…
Hotfix 7 - Fix for items stuck in handHello goopers, - Fixed an issue where it was impossible to drop tools after interacting with the alien screen Sorry for the troubles!
Hotfix 6 - Automation Tweaks & Other FixesUnacceptable levels of weirdness in the latest version of the game have been identified and neutralized. Thanks to everyone for staying patient and helping us troubleshoot this!…
