The Autumn Update FALLS on November 3rd!Greetings, pumpkin-spiced lifeforms, It is the annual leaf-shedding event. We are wrapping ourselves in blankets, demanding sugar from strangers, and carving faces into orange…
The Goopletter — October 2026The stars have aligned, and we are emoting from excitement! The upcoming update will bring you the long-awaited Crossplay feature! And that’s just one transmission in a galaxy…
Join the Crossplay playtest starting todayThe beta version of the Crossplay Update is ready for testing and Alien HQ is again on the outlook for intergalactic volunteers! Yes, you read that right: Crossplay is about to…
The Goopletter — September 2026Greetings, cuddle-deprived lifeforms, Our sensors confirm that the recent Abduction Update has made a huge impact! Thanks to your immediate feedback, we applied a few patches to…
Hotfix 15 ─ Pop-up fixes & troubleshooting toolsWith the Abduction Update having introduced Invasion Stage One, a few pop-up bugs have managed to stick around... consider them erased from existence! Some of you also reported…
Patch 3 ─ F.A.R.T., fireworks & moreYour input on the Abduction Update has resulted in extremely useful data for tweaking systems, finding the right balance, and maximizing the fun output. After carefully…
Hotfix 14 ─ NPCs, shelves & moreYou pointed out anomalies. We investigated and zapped them! This hotfix applies the following changes: Fixed NPCs not buying products from certain shelves, fridges and freezers.…
Hotfix 13 — Rocket launch, walls & moreGreetings, very average Terran gas station owners, A new hotfix has materialized. After the previous one addressed the battery system and F.A.R.T., this one answers a couple of…
Hotfix 12 ─ Battery System & F.A.R.T.A priority hotfix is now live, mainly including changes to and fixes for the battery system and F.A.R.T. that were introduced with the Abduction Update. Here are the patch notes:…
Changes to Battery System and F.A.R.T.: Hotfix is on the wayWe are sorry for any trouble caused by the Abduction Update and understand your frustrations. Based on your input, a hotfix is in the making to resolve issues regarding the…
The Abduction Update is READY to play!Greetings, kidnappers from outta space! The new update has just beamed down for you to finally beam up some volunteer-ish humans. We promise, we’re just... borrowing them. More…
Abduction Update Going Live on August 18th!Calling all glow heads, Your efforts have paid off! Alien HQ is finally convinced that you will able to handle the next grade of alien tech very well: abductions! This means that…
Coming soon: Playtest the Abduction UpdateCalling all operators with maximum curiosity levels, Alien HQ requires your assistance! The Abduction Update is about to materialize its beta version, which needs thorough…
The Goopletter — July 2026Greetings, friends of Shlorp! Here’s a brief transmission about what’s new at Alien HQ including the latest previews, playtests, and feature explanations. Discover what will be…
The Goopletter — June 2026Greetings, fellow "human" gas station owners! Welcome to the very first edition of The Goopletter: your exclusive news transmission by Alien HQ (known on Earth as the Devs at…
Hotfix 11 - Box to Box Transfer and moreAlien HQ thanks you for your stellar feedback on the latest update! Your kind words and detailed anomaly reports helped us identify and fix a number of issues. Here is a list of…
Hotfix 10 - Client VS PumpHey Goopers, We fixed an issue where the client was unable to attach the pump to the car Happy Goopin'!
More Alien, More Sim Update is LIVE now!Welcome to next level gas station chaos! Alien HQ has upgraded its invasion protocols with everything being slightly more alien, slightly more sim-heavy, and significantly more…
More Alien, More Sim Update Coming May 19!Attention, researchers in disguise! What started as a perfectly ordinary undercover mission involving Boneless Bananas and “totally normal human behavior” is about to escalate…
