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LORT

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LORT is a 1–8 player co-op action roguelite. Team up with your friends to battle, loot, and stack ridiculous power-ups across a cursed fantasy world. Fight toward escape, revive your homies, and get absolutely chadded as you evolve from goblin tickler to god slapper.

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LORT is a 1–8 player co-op action roguelite. Team up with your friends to battle, loot, and stack ridiculous powerups across a cursed fantasy world. Fight toward escape, revive your homies, and get absolutely chadded as you evolve from goblin tickler to god slapper.

Bring your homies (or bravely solo it) for chaotic, over the top co-op madness. Combo your attacks, cover each other's backs, and rally your friends by blowing the tooter as the chaos scales from "this seems fine" to "oh no."

Swords, wands, bows, or the age-old gun— it’s all up to you. Freely swap your weapons, discover explosive combos, and pick your favorite way to slap goblins into next week.

A powerup in your hand is worth two in a chest. Get to mixing, matching, and stacking to outhit and outlast your enemies with powerups like: 

  • Nah’s Barrier

  • Boomer’s Blessing

  • Trophy of Swole

  • Cool Comfy Shorts

  • And over 100 more!

Massive, weird, and ready to ruin your run - these bosses hit hard, play dirty, and laugh at your cute little powerups. Learn the dance, punish their weakness, and slap back harder.

This isn’t just any run - it's THE run. Achieve peak powerup perfection, become absurdly overpowered, and turn the tables on this cursed world. Goblins will tell horror stories about you.

Pick your ingredients. Choose your quests. Build the run you want. Choices you make stir the pot, determining which bizarre enemies, cursed locations, and giant, weirdo bosses show up to ruin your day. Cook up chaos, or play it smart... just don’t under season it.

Thanks for sticking around. No loot here, just raw appreciation. You read the whole thing. That’s rare. You might actually be... the chosen one.

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    NEW REVEAL - The Endless Thirst Update

    LORTers, We are excited to share with you the next update coming to LORT this year. Get a first look at that sweet new LORT in the teaser trailer below: LORTers, let's be real.…

  4. LORTSteam announcement

    We want your feedback + update sneak peek!

    LORTers, We hope you all have been enjoying playing the 💥Shots and Prayers🙏 Update this last month. We're working quickly to bring you the next update. A key part of our…

  5. LORTSteam patch notes

    Post-update patch v0.8.2

    LORTers, We just released a small update to fix some localized text. If you get a version mismatch when playing with others, please make sure to update your game to latest. You…

  6. LORTSteam patch notes

    Post-update patch v0.8.1

    LORTers, Your response to the 💥Shots and Prayers🙏 Update has been very encouraging. Thanks for all the kind words for the team. We've found a few issues and adjustments we want…

  7. LORTSteam announcement

    💥Shots and Prayers🙏 Update is now live!

    LORTers, The massive 💥Shots and Prayers🙏 Update is now available to play. Plus, LORT is on sale for 35% off until August 25. This post will go into detail on the many additions…

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