CitaDrill

MEOWDAY, MEOWDAY! REMOTE OPERATORS, WE NEED YOU!

Citadrill is recruiting ambitious self-starters to become remote operators! Tired of your office job? Boss got you punching the wall? Then come shepherd a giant drill in an exciting and dynamic workplace called the ✨abyss✨. Drill for resources, build weapons, and decide how to allocate materials. Every decision will count as you manage your cat-izens, explore hazardous environments, and fight off monsters. Don't fret if one expedition ends in disaster - we can always just send you out on another. 

BUILD IN A FAST-PACED ENVIRONMENT

You'll be in charge of building what your workers need and acquiring what's necessary for the drill's survival. Plop buildings down in your moving settlement, assign workers to stations, and create a flourishing, efficient Citadrill with lots of happy productive workers and big guns. Each run offers the chance to collect unique blueprints and make the most of your build. 

EXPLORE AND WEAR LOTS OF HATS 

Brave the unknown for resources while keeping your drill intact and crew alive. Featuring six unique and procedurally generated biomes, each with its own set of challenges and rewards. Standout candidates are those with experience being Stretched, Squished, On Fire, Frozen or Gassy. Bonus points for working well under pressure. 

SURVIVE… AND TRAUMA BOND WITH CAT COWORKERS!

Many underground monsters are…unfriendly, to put it lightly. But! We believe the right remote operator can tackle the challenge of going toe-to-toe with colossal citapedes, refusing to back down when faced with endless hordes of deep denizens, or hazardous environments. And you won't be alone! C.A.T. is a dependable Drill O.S. (and  supervisor) who will accompany you through any number of horrors daily tasks and trials. 

Salary and benefits non-transferable upon employee termination, incineration, fumigation or compression. Only the utterly unqualified should apply.