
Bossy’s next project
Hello gamers, What I’m doing isn’t working anymore. Between Muffles’ final episode and now, I've had no less than 3 failed projects. Each had months of planning, writing, and…




BossyPino, Black Lantern Collective
Take back your identity in Muffles’ Life Sentence- a darkly quirky RPG set in a prison where inmates are remade to match their crimes.
Unlockable faces to swap identities and gain new abilities
Deckbuilding card combat without grinding or random encounters
A colorful cast of absurd criminal monsters
Statuses that include: Panic Attack, Looking for Shiv, and Poison
Visuals boasting 3 whole colors
A great soundtrack you need to see to believe
A serial story released in episodes
Puzzles that aren’t TOO tedious
Dee is in this games
Muffles: Faceless inmate with no idea how they ended up in prison. Did the surgeons really need to sew their mouth shut? | Scarlet: Pseudo-religious figurehead who has promised freedom in exchange for the Warden's head. |
Shatter: Gang leader of the WARDEN KILLERS. He's mostly just recruited Pettys for now- but just you wait! | Constant: Anxious android security officer. He's gotten a bit addicted to shocking himself to help clear his mind. I'm sure that will end well. |
Pettys: Petty criminals rendered spineless after a little soft lobotomy. | Half-Croc: Mostly teeth, anger, and a childhood filled with poor role models. |
And many more!
Episode 1 is free! New episodes are planned to be added every couple of months, so there can be consistent updates based on what you all think.

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