
September Teeny Tiny Glass of Orange Juice
Halloo! It’s not my birthday anymore! This is just a maintenance update, with the usual sneaking something in bit. As follows: added some more detail to the orange stems, as they…




Mikey Houser, Loserville Express
Trapped in a prison hell, a desperate orange will play a deadly game in the hopes of getting shipped to safer markets. Can he survive what his captors have freshly squeezed for him?
You are an orange in trouble. You have been picked for a deadly game that is scary and juicy and intense. Choose carefully and you just might get out of this without making the floor sticky.
THE BANANA GUN:
The Banana Gun has six chambers. A single seed pod forms in a single chamber as the Banana Gun ripens. When it has reached full development, under a bright sun, the Banana Gun begins to 'trigger' itself, cycling its cylinder counterclockwise until it reaches the random chamber the explosive seed pod is in. When that happens, seeds and banana fruit expel at high velocity, and can be deadly if you are in range. You can also pull their 'trigger' yourself with the same effect. If you intend to use the Banana Gun in this fashion, it is recommended to peel back the end of the 'muzzle' slightly, to prevent a backfire.
It is for these reasons that the Apples pick Banana Guns just before ripeness to be used in their evil game.
Banana Guns grow on trees.
This is how orange juice is made.
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