"Monthly" Rolling Patch #3Hey hey hey, so some of you who are still following this trainwreck might be wondering what happened to the monthly updates.... Well, a fucking reload crash resurfaced on the eve…
Monthly "Balance" Patch #2Sup guys, this month we spent a shit-ton of time rebalancing the gameplay, progression, and implementing a real difficulty system. While it's not perfect and still needs a lot of…
Monthly GigaPatch #1What's up, guys! So it's been a month since our disastrous launch, and things have been going swimmingly... ːws_damanː whatever the fuck that means... But yeah, thanks to your…
Patch Notes 424.1What's up guys! So after an epic launch that exceeded our expectations, we're back on crack again ːws_damanː Oh, and we also fixed a couple of things: Fixed the tutorial +…
Happy 420!What’s up, guys! So another year’s passed, and here we are again—still late to the party and nowhere close to where we wanted to be. But hey, it’s 4/20, and it’s time to shit or…
