
The new game I’m making has a demo!
Hey If you're here, you probably still have Arctic Eggs somewhere in your heart. (Or in your stomach, depending on how you look at things) Thank you for that! I wanted to let you…




The Water Museum, cockydoody, abmarnie, Cameron Ginex, CRITICAL REFLEX
Eggs: perfection in two parts. The simple whites. The sublime yolk. Each the lesser without its partner. Chorus and verse. A symphony of flavor. The catchy tune reminding us of warm baths and late-night movies. The elevator music to whatever lies beyond.

Embrace the truth in Arctic Eggs, or the Tale of the Modern Odysseus. Slip into the boots of a humble Poultry Peddler, stripped of rank for crimes forgotten. Pan in hand, set forth and feed the hungry inhabitants of this humble habitat. It’s all in the wrist.
What are fish but eggs with extra steps? What is bacon but pigs without the fluff? How long should one cook a cigarette? Such questions have plagued poets and kings since man claimed fire. Perhaps in your journey you’ll find the answers. Or like, at least the answers for YOU, dude. That’s what matters most.
Everyone has a story. All you have to do is listen. Or don’t. You can just click real fast to get to the cooking parts. It’s not like we’re watching you. YOU bought the game. You can play it now YOU want. I mean, who am I to tell you what to do? Not really my vibe.
The game isn’t hard. Cooking is.
Can you cook an egg on top of Mount Everest? I am not sure. But perhaps that’s irrelevant.
Arctic EggsSteam announcement
Hey If you're here, you probably still have Arctic Eggs somewhere in your heart. (Or in your stomach, depending on how you look at things) Thank you for that! I wanted to let you…
Arctic EggsSteam announcement
Hey! You know what day it is. Exactly two years ago Arctic Eggs gave you a frying pan and said “satiate”. Damn, can’t believe it’s been this long! Arctic Eggs took just under…
Arctic EggsSteam announcement
Hey! Thank you for still having Arctic Eggs deep in your hearts. But, we both know it wasn't the eggs that kept you coming back. It was the cigarettes. I just wanted to drop by…